The fact that someone spent their money on me makes me feel so first worldly and selfish.
I’d rather them make or buy me something that they thought of me or it has meaning. Or, better yet, just send a letter or a card with your well wishes.
I don’t like presents, for real.
Well, it’s a party alright. And apparently it is for some type of graduation, but it sure doesn’t seem like its mine.
I don’t even live here anymore so what is the point.
Monopoly is a fun game until you try to mathematically decide which space is the best to buy using a Markov chain…seriously just play it!!
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Source: rubywhiterabbit
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS NOW AND GET IT ON THEIR BLOG.
5ever reblogI’m ashamed to be apart of the human race
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Source: mudsliding
My parents are going to kill me!
I need to get to camp and just jump in the pool. I dont care if the water is cold, I just need to swim. I want to use every muscle in my body and push myself so fucking hard. I want to pull myself through the water like nobodies buisness.
I need to swim, NOW
Traci Wise:
“I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”
Every follower of mine should reblog this.
idgaf that this is color. it is so touching and tragic. everyone should reblog this no matter what your blog type is!!!
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